L'APPARTEMENT.: Archive

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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I passed out for two hours, then slept for three. (not consecutively) I am now awake wtf? Ughhh. Entertain me puhlease.

Dec 30th

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I Saw That!

Fbing to get your schedule and slipping your phone number in there. U made a funny.

Dec 30th

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Definitely glad to know its noticed that my tastes do not change for other people. Great night was had by all and I get to end it with red velvet cheesecake from the cheesecake factory. :)

Dec 29th

Y'all are makin' me sad man,

sinking-ships: newxdirection: Chicks are complainin’ about why they’re single and want to buy stuff for dudes and dudes are complainin’ about why they dont have girls to spoil and treat right and both of you are complainin’ about how you never get any in the sack. FIGURE IT OUT. If I had a girlfriend who bought me shit and let me sleep with them, I’d never leave. I’ve bought you a...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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“You told me my dog, my dead dog was dead.”

– Jason (After copious amounts of alcohol and beer pong).

Dec 29th

Being the DD. Had a few beers, but ehhh.

Dec 29th

Dec 28th

Honesty

I’m good at being honest just not when it comes to my feelings towards the opposite sex. I’d prefer if I didn’t have any. Please don’t expect me to drop what I’m doing if you can’t send me a text. You drove by my house when going back to Western. I can’t and won’t. It’s unhealthy to drop everything if there isn’t anything there to...

Dec 28th

Dear Future BF,

If you ever come around I hope you’re good with your hands. Because I have needs, and I also love back massages. After my needs I will exchange back massages for head. BAM.

Dec 28th